Your dad touched me again.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
