nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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