im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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