It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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