I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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