My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
