she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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