Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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