But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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