Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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