Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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