The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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