Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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