That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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