why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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