he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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