Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
you inspire me to be a worse person
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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