Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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