My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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