We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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