That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
