is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
