Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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