just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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