does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
