You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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