It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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