I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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