i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
she peed on how many people?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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