I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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