Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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