my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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