I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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