I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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