Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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