Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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