Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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