David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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