i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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