Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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