haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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