Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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