quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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