Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
my liver is dry heaving
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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