the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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