sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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