How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
