no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
did i just pee glitter
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
