i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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