Will you blow on my dice?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
