Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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