Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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