made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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