Soap is not a condiment
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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