I think scott just propositioned me for sex
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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