Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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