You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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