On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Rumble strips road head = magical
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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