Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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