never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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